GSP Weighs In: UFC Legend Settles the “100 Men vs 1 Gorilla” Debate With Hilarious Take
The MMA world never disappoints when it comes to bizarre debates, and the latest one has even pulled UFC legend Georges St-Pierre into its grip. The former welterweight and middleweight champion recently shared his thoughts on the viral “100 men vs 1 gorilla” debate that’s been making rounds on social media, and his take is exactly what you’d expect from one of the most analytical minds in combat sports.
Why Is Everyone Suddenly Talking About Fighting Gorillas?
If you’ve been scrolling through social media lately, you’ve probably seen the heated discussions about whether 100 unarmed men could defeat a silverback gorilla in combat. It’s the kind of ridiculous hypothetical that the internet loves to obsess over, and now it’s reached the upper echelons of MMA expertise.
The debate has garnered millions of views across platforms, with everyone from Joe Rogan to casual fans offering their scientific (or not-so-scientific) opinions on this primate-versus-human showdown.
GSP’s Take: Science Over Bravado
When asked about this unusual matchup, St-Pierre didn’t hesitate to break it down with his characteristic thoughtfulness. Unlike some fighters who might lean into bravado, GSP approached it like the strategic mastermind we know him to be.
“Listen, I love human beings, I really do,” St-Pierre explained with a laugh. “But we have to be realistic here. A silverback gorilla is approximately 5-10 times stronger than the average human. They can lift about 1,800 pounds. I don’t care if you’re the toughest guy in the world—that’s a problem.”
He continued, “Even with 100 men, the gorilla would create such chaos in the first few seconds. People don’t understand the explosive power and speed these animals have. This isn’t like fighting Khabib with more hair—this is fighting an animal that can literally tear your limbs off.”
The Science Backs GSP
While some fans might be disappointed by GSP’s lack of faith in humanity, science is firmly on his side. Gorillas possess several advantages that make them nearly impossible opponents:
| Attribute | Gorilla | Human |
|---|---|---|
| Strength | Can lift 1,800+ pounds | Average man can lift ~135 pounds |
| Bite Force | 1,300 PSI | 162 PSI |
| Skin/Hide | Extremely thick, resistant to punctures | Thin, easily damaged |
| Speed | Can reach 20-25 mph in bursts | Average human tops out at ~15 mph |
The Strategy Dilemma
Always the strategist, GSP couldn’t help but analyze potential approaches to the problem—even while acknowledging their futility.
“If—and this is a big if—these 100 men were extremely coordinated and had a perfect strategy where they could somehow immobilize the gorilla without getting close enough to be grabbed, maybe they’d have a slight chance,” St-Pierre theorized. “But that’s like saying if I had a perfect gameplan against Francis Ngannou where he never touches me and I hit him precisely 500 times, I could win. Technically true, but practically impossible.”
He added with his trademark smile, “In fighting, we say everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face. With a gorilla, everyone has a plan until their arm gets ripped off.”
What The Fans Think
The debate has divided MMA fans, with reactions ranging from scientific explanations to hilarious memes:
- “If Nate Diaz can survive five rounds with anyone, put 100 Diazes against the gorilla and I’m betting on the humans.” – @MMAFanatic22
- “GSP is right. Human beings are delusional about how effective we are without weapons.” – @FightScience
- “Put 100 Florida men on bath salts against the gorilla and now we’re talking.” – @CrazyMMAQuotes
When Combat Sports Gets Wild
This isn’t the first time the MMA world has entertained bizarre hypothetical matchups. From “prime Mike Tyson vs. a wolf” to “Demetrious Johnson vs. 10 kindergarteners,” fighters and fans alike seem to enjoy these imaginary scenarios that will (hopefully) never be tested.
St-Pierre’s take on the debate shows why he’s one of the most respected voices in combat sports. Even when addressing something completely ridiculous, he brings analytical thinking and humility—attributes that made him a champion in two weight classes.
The Final Verdict
According to GSP and basic zoology, the verdict is clear: 100 unarmed humans would not defeat a silverback gorilla. Not even close.
“Let me put it this way,” St-Pierre concluded. “I’ve trained with some of the strongest fighters on the planet. I’ve faced the most dangerous men in the octagon. And I wouldn’t want to be in a group of 100 people trying to take down a gorilla without tranquilizer guns. That’s not bravery—that’s just bad math.”
Join The Debate
What do you think about GSP’s take? Do you agree with his assessment, or do you think 100 determined humans could overcome nature’s odds? Drop your thoughts in the comments section below!
And hey, let’s be thankful that Dana White hasn’t considered adding this matchup to the next UFC card. Though if he did, you can bet the pay-per-view numbers would be through the roof.
Source: BJPENN.com